The Gag Reflex.

Also known as the "Pharyngeal reflex", this little addition to your throat prevents the entering of unwanted bodies into your stomach and also prevents you from choking. At least that is what it should be doing when functioning properly and not abused in any kind of way.

This ultimately leads me to the girl I had over on Friday, who did, in fact, abuse her gag reflex. 

After a slow start last weekend, as mentioned in the previous post, I went to my usual nightclub on Friday. It must've been by far the weakest night since time as I only managed to acquire one number. Lucky for me, this number was a solid one. I was able to convert the number into a booty call the same night. She stopped by my place for a few more shots after the club closed.

Girls love to drink. Period. If the club or bar closes and they feel like they are not drunk enough, offering an after-party at your place is a 100% guaranteed yes. The problem is however, girls do not recognize when they have passed their limit. They simply don't know when to stop.


This may not seem to be a problem at first. But very soon you will realize that you need to stock up on many many safety bags. Also, you will need to stock up on laundry detergent. For some stupid reason, these !@#$ will always end up puking on your bed as soon as they lay down. I hate it, it's disgusting, and it makes their breath smell like an unclean and hairy poon. Basically anything ranging from the smell of feet after a two hour jog, a foul egg fart, dried chinese salty fish or intense explosive water-diarrhea would fall into the same category as puke breath.


Anyways, as this girl continued to get drunk until she couldn't feel her face anymore, I decided to hide the drinks and move on to business. Surprisingly, this catch was a naughty one. She loved deepthroating, and so did I.


For those who do not know what deepthroating is, it is a variation of oral sex, where the female attempts to place your junior into her mouth as deep and far back as possible.

Deepthroating does not only give you a pleasant feeling, but it will also make you want to crap your pants. Knowing that the girl is drunk, and hearing her gag reflex will scare the !@#$ out of you. It won't feel good anymore as the only thing going through your mind will be how she is going to vomit on your tinky winky and burn your tip away with the undigested hard liquor and the acidic bile from her liver. Trust me, that !@#$ is messed up. Every single choke you hear will haunt you for life.


I had to get this girl off my ween fairly soon as I was so annoyed and scared of cleaning my bedsheets after I had done so already several times the same week. And the tip of my beef bayonet mattered too obviously. After several attempts, I finally managed to get this drunk and horny girl off my pork sword and we were able to move onto other stuff that did not involve gagging.


Boys, I do not mean to scare you off of deepthroating with this post, just make sure the girl is not too sloshed. Because if she is, chances are, your body will lose its second head. Play safe folks.


Tonic